Have They No Shame?

B and I were in Wallyworld picking up some turtle food when he noticed this product on the shelf.

Yes, it is a stick. 

(For your pet bird to perch on.)

Pardon me: It is a "natural branch."

For four dollars and sixteen cents, plus tax.

It is also imported from China.

The part that really cracks me up is that it states on the card that no tools are required.