Scandalous

One of my kindergartners came in recently and announced, “My mom is bringing a sex scandal to school!”

I said, “Say that again. She’s bringing a what?”

“A sex scandal!”

Seeing my confusion, she added, “You know! A candle that’s a sex (six)! It’s my birthday today!”

 

 

I want you to all know, I recently had my hearing tested and was told it was “perfect.”