Feeling Sluggish?

You know those commercials that ask the question: "Feeling sluggish?" What kind of question is that?

B and I came across this large slug in the road when we were walking around our block.

All I could think of was that 1.) it had great camou---for woodlands!

And (2.) that it could be the inspiration for a country song:  "Since you left me, I'm like a slug on the highway of life..."

(I didn't say it was going to be a good country song.)